Twilight has gone too far.

Bloody hell. There is a Twilight religion.

I wish I was kidding, I really do.

I don't want to take the mick because I know everyone had the right to their own beliefs but Cullenism? Really? I can't help but..

Just look at their beliefs:

As a Cullenist we believe:
Edward and the rest of the Twilight characters are real
Stephenie Meyer is the (or one of the) best author(s)
The twilight series should be worshiped
If you are good in life, you will be bless with eternity with the Cullens, if you are bad in life, you will be sent to James’ cave

Apparently they also have to go on a pilgramidge to Forks once in their lifetime.

God. The story is so ridiculous as well. It does take a while to realise it, but it's true. It's a pile of crap.

Track: I'm Not Edward Cullen - Hank Green