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Actually, no. I hate MEDIA essays. They are stupid and impossible and boring and my mum is in a really eggy mood AGAIN so she's just going to be eggy and Lets Get This Out The Way So I Can work and annoying all afternoon. She's always on about wanting to spend more time with me lately, I give her time, and she'd rather be doing her tax return than "wasting time" with me. You can garuntee she'll "waste time" with me anyway and then worry the whole time about what she isn't doing which will equal us having no fun whatsoever.

I hate my dad. I don't know why but this can be his fault too. Actually, it is his fault. Because if he hadn't of been horirble then they wouldn't have got divorced in the first place then my mum would have time so she wouldn't be stressed which would mean wanting to spend time with me rather than with her tax return. She still has ages to do it. I actually know why she probably wants to do it this afternoon and that is annoying me even more. Annoying is actually not the word. The plum I just ate is starting to turn my stomach inside out. That'd be a more appropriate description for the kind of annoying what I just thought of is.

Which is why I'm going to eat another plum. Just for something to do.

Honestly though, is Homer Simpson, how much can is there to write?

Hugh just rang to tell me to tell mum and he wouldn't be there if he rang.