Came online to yet another life affirming, informative chain letter from Abbie.

Who doesn't need 21 peices of totally useless advice?

I can't believe people actually bother with chain letters.
Let's see...

Most of the various different people on the list have sent it to about 10 people.
Why?
Why does anyone care?

How is someone going to know if I smile when I pick up the phone?

I hate Paul whathisface. He's the one who started it off.

I've never met him but I hate him.
Stupid chain letter starting twat. >:-[