Who knew work experience was so dangerous? I haven't even started it yet but apparently I am already doombed. I was just looking through the booklets and sheets that I was given, I have about a million and one boxes about H&S to fill in.
Be Safe!
Each day, many people are injured at work. Some are permatnently disabled - some even die.
Don't let this happen to you.
Death by small children. Yeah, I'm sure I'm in so much danger. Lol, that made me laugh, hopefully the women who run it have a good sense of humour, this could be quite a conversation opener.
I'm sure this book will save my life.
Don't worry about me, I'll remember:
Never play practical jokes - they can kill.
Honestly 
