So today I'm going to talk about my friend Kailee, she is possibly the weirdest person that I have ever met and I love her for it. Where everything is always all up in the air with Beanie, everything is funny with Kailee. She attracts mad people the match her mad life. I wish I was in all of her lessons, I wouldn't have the whole falling asleep problem then.
I'm also going to talk about my media teacher. I am begining to suspect that he may be insane. He doesn't really talk to me personally, because I'm kinda quiet in media and quiet people so obviously freak him out. Anyway, he tells us all these totally unlikely stories completely seriously. Maybe he is serious but... well, the other day he was telling us about this guy he knows, who's a farmer, apparently some farming equipment thingy fell on his head and make like, this massive hole in his head. So, instead of going to hospital like a normal person he puts pollyfiller in there... 
. Yeah. Right. The whole concussion/death thing apparently was no problem for him. He also told us about some friend he has who got knocked out by a boob. And this is where it comes back to Kailee, today, in her media class some kid had brought in these weird magic bean things that jump around or something and eventually he got annoyed with this bean and got out a pink crow bar (!) and started hitting this magic bean. Because all teachers totally need a pink crow bar.
And also, while I'm on this, men. Seriously, what is wrong with them? The guy that sits opposite me in science got hold of Rose's umbrella (all guys are obsessed with Rose's umbrella, it's one of those ones where you press a button and it pops open) and started opening it in his friends face, pretending it was a gun. Then when Miss Science Teacher looked over he shoved it down his top then it popped open in his face. After the umbrella got taken away he pretened to swallow a plastic bag.
The guys in Kailee's maths class pay a game called Danger Throw. The basic rules are is you have to open a pair of scissors and throw them at eachother. Whoever bleeds first loses. Seriously, why? I do want to be in Kailee maths class though, their smart so their teacher doesn't seem to make them do any work, they just play four in a row and danger throw for an hour every lesson.
Further proof of the whole mad guys thing, once, these 3 guys I knew, started spraying deoderant in their eyes and filming it. Harry (umbrella guy) also attacked us with deoderant today. Men's deoderant stinks. In a bad way. And tastes really bad when you breathe too much of it in.
So yeah.
I'm done now.
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